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Small Talks Sign Calories Tiny Creatures
Small Talks Sign Calories Tiny Creatures
Add a dash of humor to your home decor with the Calories: Tiny Creatures That Live In Your Closet And Sew Your Clothes A Little Bit Tighter Each Night Wooden Shelf Sitter Sign. This compact wooden sign measures 5.25 inches square and 1.25 inches thick, making it suitable for a shelf, desk, or countertop and sure to spark a smile when read.
Proudly crafted by a family-owned business in the USA, this sign blends a playful dieting message with a charming design. It makes a thoughtful gift for friends or family who enjoy witty humor, and works well in kitchens, offices, or bathrooms as a lighthearted reminder to embrace everyday moments.
📋 Product summary:
- Text: Calories: Tiny Creatures That Live In Your Closet And Sew Your Clothes A Little Bit Tighter Each Night.
- Dimensions: 5.25 inches x 5.25 inches x 1.25 inches.
- Material: Wood.
- Placement: Shelf, desk, or countertop.
- Made by a family-owned business in the USA; designed and produced in the USA.
- Gift idea: Great for friends or family who enjoy witty humor.
- Display contexts: Kitchen, office, or bathroom.
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📦 Nationwide shipping & returns
📦 Nationwide shipping & returns
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NATIONWIDE SHIPPING RETURNS: 30 day returns.
We accept returns of unused products that are defective or not defective. Your return must be processed within 30 days of the date of purchase. We do not process exchanges. We will provide a shipping label by email, you are responsible for bringing the return to the shipping provider.
FREIGHT PRODUCT RETURNS: no returns or exchanges.
There are no returns, exchanges or refunds for products delivered via freight. REFUNDS: The cost of the return shipping and a 6% credit card processing/restocking fee will be deducted from your refund amount. The refund balance will be distributed to you once the returned product is received and processed.
NATIONWIDE PRODUCT REFUNDS:
The cost of the return shipping and a 6% credit card processing/restocking fee will be deducted from your refund amount. The refund balance will be distributed to you once the order is canceled and the returned product is received and processed.
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