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Gia Roma

Mombie Mug

Mombie Mug

- Ships Nationwide

🧟♀️ Because Motherhood is Basically a Zombie Apocalypse

14+ oz of Pure Mom Survival Juice

Finally, a mug that tells the truth about motherhood! When you're somewhere between "mom" and "zombie" - you're officially a MOMBIE. This sleek black ceramic mug with crisp white lettering speaks the universal language of sleep-deprived mamas everywhere.

WHY THIS MUG IS YOUR NEW PARENTING PARTNER

  • 14+ oz capacity (because motherhood requires MORE coffee)
  • Sleek black ceramic (matches those under-eye circles)
  • Crisp white lettering (easier to read through tired eyes)
  • Double-sided design (warns people from every angle)
  • Microwave safe (for the 47 times you'll reheat your coffee)
  • Dishwasher safe (because who has time for hand washing?)

PERFECT FOR

  • Your 5am "why is everyone awake" coffee
  • Mid-day mama energy crisis
  • Warning others that you're in mombie mode
  • Solidarity with other sleep-deprived parents
  • Any mom who's living that zombie life

WARNING: Side Effects May Include

  • Excessive head nods from other mombies
  • People actually waiting until you're caffeinated
  • Children mysteriously becoming quieter
  • Spontaneous "mom yeah" responses from across the room
  • Being labeled as "the honest mom" at school pickup

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

  • As easy to care for as your 10th cup of coffee - just toss it in the dishwasher and microwave as needed. Because mombies don't have time for high-maintenance mugs.
  • Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning
  • Use Caution When Removing From Microwave

PAIRS PERFECTLY WITH

  • The chaos of morning routines
  • Your messy mom bun
  • Those leggings you've worn for 3 days
  • The cold coffee you've reheated 6 times
  • Your "I've got this" (maybe) attitude
  • Our Halloween Coasters

Remember: Being a mombie isn't a phase, it's a lifestyle!

As seen in

  • School drop-off lines
  • Work-from-home zoom calls
  • Target shopping carts
  • Soccer practice sidelines
  • Anywhere moms are surviving on coffee

Minor imperfections are a natural characteristic of our handmade mugs

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NATIONWIDE SHIPPING RETURNS: 30 day returns.
We accept returns of unused products that are defective or not defective. Your return must be processed within 30 days of the date of purchase. We do not process exchanges. We will provide a shipping label by email, you are responsible for bringing the return to the shipping provider.

FREIGHT PRODUCT RETURNS: no returns or exchanges.
There are no returns, exchanges or refunds for products delivered via freight. REFUNDS: The cost of the return shipping and a 6% credit card processing/restocking fee will be deducted from your refund amount. The refund balance will be distributed to you once the returned product is received and processed.

NATIONWIDE PRODUCT REFUNDS:
The cost of the return shipping and a 6% credit card processing/restocking fee will be deducted from your refund amount. The refund balance will be distributed to you once the order is canceled and the returned product is received and processed.

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