SCREAMIUM
Green Alien Monster Embryo in Formaldehyde Jar Prop
Green Alien Monster Embryo in Formaldehyde Jar Prop
- Ships Nationwide
👽 The Baby Shower Gift Nobody Asked For
Looking for something out of this world to spice up your décor? Meet your new favorite (and only slightly horrifying) houseguest — the Green Alien Monster Embryo in a Jar! Suspended in its gooey “formaldehyde” bath, this little extraterrestrial oddball is equal parts creepy, cute, and conversation-starting.
🧪 Handcrafted Horror, Zero Space Goo
Each alien baby is hand-sculpted from foam and latex, featuring disturbingly realistic details like its eerie green skin, bony limbs, and umbilical cord that definitely raises questions. It stands about 6 inches tall (adorable, right?) and comes in a 6.75-inch jar — just the right size to sit on your shelf and make your guests deeply uncomfortable.
🚀 Perfect For:
- Mad scientist labs (real or pretend)
- Horror movie marathons
- Halloween décor that says “I may have abducted someone”
- Freaking out your coworkers during Zoom meetings
💧 Care & Feeding (Just Kidding… Mostly)
Your alien won’t grow, scream, or demand snacks, but we do recommend sealing it with clear Plasti-Dip or Perma-Wet if you’re submerging it in water — you know, for that authentic “I found this in Area 51” look.
🛸 Adopt Responsibly
Give this cosmic cutie a home and watch as your friends question both your sanity and your decorating skills.
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Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
NATIONWIDE SHIPPING:
Outdoor Living & Recreation, Home & Garden products ship nationwide. The shipping fee is confirmed during checkout using your shipping address and choice of shipping provider if applicable. Products marked with free shipping will be free shipping at checkout. Once your lifestyle, home & garden order is fulfilled we'll send the tracking information to your email.
NATIONWIDE SHIPPING RETURNS: 30 day returns.
We accept returns of unused products that are defective or not defective. Your return must be processed within 30 days of the date of purchase. We do not process exchanges. We will provide a shipping label by email, you are responsible for bringing the return to the shipping provider.
FREIGHT PRODUCT RETURNS: no returns or exchanges.
There are no returns, exchanges or refunds for products delivered via freight. REFUNDS: The cost of the return shipping and a 6% credit card processing/restocking fee will be deducted from your refund amount. The refund balance will be distributed to you once the returned product is received and processed.
NATIONWIDE PRODUCT REFUNDS:
The cost of the return shipping and a 6% credit card processing/restocking fee will be deducted from your refund amount. The refund balance will be distributed to you once the order is canceled and the returned product is received and processed.
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from 53 reviewslovely olive jar, attractive to keep on display. And useful too.
Fast delivery . Product exactly matches description. Easy to contact with same day replies. We will use them again.
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