{"product_id":"patience","title":"Patience","description":"\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⚠️ Official Morning Disclaimer Ahead!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eIntroducing the ceramic mug that's basically your \"Do Not Disturb\" sign until caffeination! Because everyone needs to know that your patience is like your coffee - currently brewing and not yet available for public consumption.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures for the Not-Yet-Caffeinated\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eDouble-sided design (warning visible from all angles)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eMicrowave safe (for when patience needs a refill)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eDishwasher safe (because who has the patience to hand wash?)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e14oz capacity (enough coffee to activate patience mode)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eDurable ceramic construction (survives pre-coffee handling)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eMorning meetings (that could've been emails)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eEarly school drop-offs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eBefore-coffee conversations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003ePatience loading... please wait\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e Does not actually generate patience, but effectively communicates your current operating status!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePairs perfectly with your morning death stare and that \"don't talk to me yet\" energy!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails Wrapped Up:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e14oz \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e|\u003c\/span\u003e 4\" (top diameter) x 3.5\" (height)x 3\" (bottom diameter)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCeramic Campfire Style Mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite Sesame Glaze\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign on both sides of mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight Ivory with Speckles and Black Lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Save (Use Caution when removing from Microwave)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths when Cleaning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gia Roma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46068797636804,"sku":"sku-42700629704918","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0621\/5971\/6548\/files\/patiencem_3cd0d7f8-1091-47ec-9995-fa212a53cf0f.jpg?v=1777931007","url":"https:\/\/shop.soil911.com\/es\/products\/patience","provider":"Tampa Home \u0026 Garden Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}