{"product_id":"minimalist-coasters","title":"Minimalist Coasters","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e🍷 \u003cstrong\u003eONE WORD COASTERS: BECAUSE SOMETIMES LESS IS MORE (LIKE YOUR WINE GLASS)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eWhen your drink needs a throne but you're too tired for complete sentences! These minimalist ceramic coasters are serving major \"I can't even\" vibes with just one perfect word to match your mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ CHOOSE YOUR MOOD (OR COLLECT THEM ALL)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eCHILL (For when you're pretending to have your life together)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eCHUG (Because adulting is hard)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eCOCKTAILS (Fancy way to say \"it's been a day\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eCOFFEE (Your morning motivation in one word)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eDRINK (When you're keeping it simple)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eGUZZLE (No judgment zone)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eRELAX (Permission slip to do nothing)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eSIP (For when you're trying to be classy)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eSLURP (Because manners are overrated)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eTHIRSTY (Story of your life) \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eWINE (Because water can't fix this)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎯 WHY YOU NEED THESE IN YOUR LIFE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e4\" diameter of pure drink wisdom\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eThick ceramic with cork backing (like your emotional walls)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eIndividually packaged in kraft box (fancy, right?)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003ePerfect for those who can't handle paragraphs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eMix \u0026amp; match to tell your drink story\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eMakes a perfect gift (or keep them all, we won't judge)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePERFECT FOR\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eMinimalists who still like to drink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003ePeople who communicate in single words\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eYour \"fancy\" friend who needs coasters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eAnyone who's tired of reading\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eCoffee addicts and wine enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003eThat friend who's always \"thirsty\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWARNING: Side effects may include:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSudden urges to speak in one-word sentences\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDecreased vocabulary\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncreased beverage consumption\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUncontrollable desire to collect all styles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpeaking exclusively in coaster words\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e*Not responsible for any life changes involving becoming a minimalist or starting a one-word poetry career.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eADD-ON OPTION:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eCoaster racks are NOT included, unless selecting it as an add on option.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSteel coaster rack can hold up to 6 round coasters.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf you choose \"plastic stand(s)\" add on, you'll receive the same amount of stands as coasters purchased.  i.e. If you select a 6 pack of coasters, you'll receive 6 plastic stands.\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gia Roma","offers":[{"title":"8 Pack \/ None","offer_id":46120806318276,"sku":"sku-40906425794737","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 Pack \/ Plastic Stand(s)","offer_id":46120806351044,"sku":"sku-40906425761969","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6 Pack \/ None","offer_id":46120806383812,"sku":"sku-40906425893041","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6 Pack \/ Plastic Stand(s)","offer_id":46120806416580,"sku":"sku-40906425860273","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6 Pack \/ Steel Coaster Rack","offer_id":46120806449348,"sku":"sku-40906425827505","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 Pack \/ None","offer_id":46120806482116,"sku":"sku-40906425991345","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 Pack \/ Plastic Stand(s)","offer_id":46120806514884,"sku":"sku-40906425958577","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 Pack \/ Steel Coaster Rack","offer_id":46120806547652,"sku":"sku-40906425925809","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Coaster \/ None","offer_id":46120806580420,"sku":"sku-40906426056881","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 Coaster \/ Plastic Stand(s)","offer_id":46120806613188,"sku":"sku-40906426024113","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0621\/5971\/6548\/files\/6pka.jpg?v=1778065868","url":"https:\/\/shop.soil911.com\/es\/products\/minimalist-coasters","provider":"Tampa Home \u0026 Garden Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}